3 Months Old

Yesterday we celebrated Bence Edward Bateman's 3 month birthday. He weighs 14 pounds and is approximately 26 inches long. Prior to these festivities we decided to memorialize the day by shaving Bence's head. His erstwhile hairstyle was disrespectful to many mullet supporters, therefore we removed his offensive fringe. This has caused much rejoicing throughout the neighborhood. Bence is a little embarrassed about this and often opts for wearing a hat.